Orlando Bloom’s mum takes action

ALL mums can be a bit embarrassing sometimes — even Orlando Bloom’s.

The Hollywood hunk’s mum has reportedly sent a four-page CV round to all UK national newspapers — detailing her son’s filmography, humanitarian work and even his honorary degree — because she’s fed up with inaccurate stories appearing in the press.

Orlando has made no comment on the document, which allegedly includes review quotes that describe him as ‘fabulously uncomplicated and effortlessly sexy’, not to mention ‘dashing and debonair’.

But we have to assume his proud mama, Sonia Copeland Bloom, knows what she’s doing as she herself is a former journalist.

The move comes after Sonia defended Orlando last month when he caused a furore by describing himself as a ‘pikey’.

Author: Anna Thomson