Ed Sheeran: I bashed Bieber’s bonce

ED SHEERAN has revealed he once hit fellow popstar Justin Bieber in the face with a golf club — in an incident that weirdly echoes the injury he himself sustained from a young royal.
The Castle On The Hill singer was with Biebs in Japan when the bizarre accident occurred.
‘We’d been out to a dive bar,’ he told The Guardian. ‘He just drank water and I got hammered.
‘Then we went to a golf course, and he lay on the floor and put a golf ball in his mouth and told me to hit it out of his mouth.
‘I was like, “F***, I need to aim this properly,” and I swung.
‘And you know in films when someone gets punched, and you hear that fake sound, like a slap? But in real life when someone gets punched, you hear that dull thud, a bit sickening?
‘I heard a sound like the last one and saw his security guard looking at me like…
‘I’d cracked Justin Bieber right in the cheek with a golf club. That was one of those “What the f**?” moments.’
Ed himself sustained a cut cheek when Princess Beatrice reportedly attempted to ‘knight’ another fellow singer, James Blunt, at a party recently.
Perhaps everyone should leave the weaponry to the experts, eh?
Author: Anna Thomson